Professor Q T-Shirt

“…and there was no way that Prof Q was going to let the lightstream formula fall into the hands of vile Baron Spite. Such power in the hands of that madman would mean certain doom for the allies and misery for generations of islanders. Luckily the Prof had one thing on his side…”

When your word was your bond and the Marquis of Queensbury still judged unarmed combat. Heroes were mild mannered and sophisticated like Bond, Templar, Solo and Blaise. Sidekicks were quirky and rarely killed off.